{ "fountain": { "page": false, "link_css": true, "css": "fountain.css" } } Title: An interview with a Dog Author: R. S. Doiel Draft-Date: 2019-06-19 > FADE IN: On a suburban patio ROBERT, human, late 50s and DODGER, dachshund, late teens sit facing each other. Dodger is laying in the sun looking board at Robert. DODGER Bark, roof, Bark ROBERT I need work on my dachshund communicaiton skills, I am afraid I didn't understand you. DODGER Bark, bark, whine, woof ROBERT Well this probably is silly, but I needed to interview someone. DODGER Sign, woof, bark ROBERT I understand that, we don't speak the same language, we're not the same species but look, I needed to interview someone. How about a treat? DODGER (sitting up) Bark! ROBERT Excellenet > FADE TO BLACK. > THE END. <