On a suburban patio ROBERT, human, late 50s and DODGER, dachshund, late
teens sit facing each other. Dodger is laying in the sun looking board
at Robert.
DODGER
Bark, roof, Bark
ROBERT
I need work on my dachshund communicaiton skills, I am afraid I didn’t
understand you.
DODGER
Bark, bark, whine, woof
ROBERT
Well this probably is silly, but I needed to interview someone.
DODGER
Sign, woof, bark
ROBERT
I understand that, we don’t speak the same language, we’re not the same
species but look, I needed to interview someone. How about a
treat?
